Mr. & Mrs. Leitner

Okay, this is a Mr. & Mrs. Smith thing!

This is my hitman name & statistics:

Angel Dust People Iced: Two Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk Arms Broken: Thirty Eyes Gouged: Ten Tongues Cut Off: One Biggest Enemy: Joey Diamonds Get Your HITMAN Name

This is Justin's hitman name & statistics:

Joey Diamonds People Iced: Thirty One Car Bombs Planted: Ten Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets Arms Broken: Twenty Two Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four Tongues Cut Off: Seven Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust Get Your HITMAN Name

Now tell me that's not just wrong!

The results of this name generator are scary, I just happen to have access to large amounts of curdled milk, and Justin usually has a pretty good stash of bottle rockets.

If one of us comes up missing, I guess you know what that means! J/K